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Monitoring Emerging Shitty Graphic Tee Companies...
These two alternative mainstream girls love their Big Ghey Uncle because:a) he takes them to PinkBerry to talk about their problems!b) they wear the same kute clothes since their uncle has the...
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Sorry if I don't blog that much today...
I'm gonna be trying to make an alt-sandwich.BURNING QUESTIONS ABOUT MAKING AN ALT SANDY:Who should be the bread?Who should be the meat?What should I use as a cum rag? A hoodie, a graphic tee, or the...
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MEMBERS ONLY JACKETS: HERE 2 STAY (until the world ends in 2012)?
Did Members Only jackets come out in 2006? Or 1906? It's tough to tell. I wonder if they will be here forever. I feel like people who wear Members Only Jackets are either: authentic-in-a-bad-way alpha...
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What is the most Authentic Alt Job?
When I graduated from High School (got a G.E.D. cuz I outgrew a lot of the social bullshit rlly quickly) and made a 10 year plan, I realized that I wanted a job that not only provided financial...
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What Authentic Alts Will Look Like In 2k9
Is any1 else nervous/excited abt the future? In the future, people will finally be able to express who we rlly are. No more 'being conservative' just 2 'fit in.' In the future, we will all be...
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Which Alt is the Most Authentic?
In this post, I will present four different members of the alternative community. It is up to you to decide which alt is the most authentic.Alt #1: The Bro Who Bleached His Hair Alt #2: Free spirited...
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Is Little Boots the Next Uffie?
Editor's note: I don't think that Little Boots in the next Uffie, but I just wanted to create a 'controversial' headline that made u think harder about important issues like WHO IS THE NEXT ______?...
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Who is the more authentic victim of violence?
I feel really confused by the mass media today. From what I understand, traditional news sources are dying, and new types of social media, such as blogs, twitter, and youtube are taking over the jobs...
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Clubbing baby seals seems like an unchill practice.
It's always weird when a band/famous person becomes an advocate for change, especially when they are 'raising awareness' for a problem that I wasn't really aware of. One could make the argument 'out...
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